Tuesday, July 27, 2010


he's just a good ol' boy.
he's the quintessential lazy bum.
you could walk on his head and he wouldn't care.
his butt is a mile wide.
he thinks he's a lap dog.
he would lick a robber to death.
he's the human vacuum cleaner--except he isn't human.
his front teeth are teeny tiny and make me giggle.
i swear he can smile.
i bet he knows he's cute.

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